Immediately, the cashier stops him and says, “sir, your barracks door is open.” At first, he pays zero attention to her because he doesn’t live in the barracks. The old veteran and his barracks roomĪn old veteran walks into a grocery store. The Air Force will take out a five-year lease with an option to buy at the end. The Marines will kill everybody inside and then set up headquarters. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock all the doors. The Army will post guards around the building. For instance, here’s what happens after they secure a building. The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy, and Marines bicker among themselves is because they don’t speak the same language. That dog might bite you!” The military and real estate To which the other Marine replies, “no, you better not. One Marine says to the other, “man, I wish I could do that.” Two Marines are walking down the street when one of them spots a dog licking himself. So, get ready for a few jokes that we’re confident you’re going to repeat later… probably at the bar. In fact, we’re constantly busy coming up with new and hilarious ways to bash on rival branches in good fun. With all the dumb stuff that’s going on in the world today, it’s a damn good thing that the military never loses its sense of humor.